Time for the Zookers to swim with the fishes

A huge Anti-Zook goes out to the Godfather, Tony Soprano. Umm that's Sparano. But one could easily understand any confusion: Dolphins' special teams coach fired after loss. It took the Godfather all of 12 hours after the Dolphins MNF special teams debacle to fix the problem and give his special teams coach a pair of cement boots! When they talk about "axing" someone...

That is how you deal with someone who is not capable of doing their job. Can we please get him on the phone with Urban Meyer? And while the rest of us are very happy as the Mad Hatter bumbles his way through another season, I'm sure LSU fans would like their AD to give ol' Leslie an offer he can't refuse.

Even the head ball coach got into the act at his press conference:

But in vintage Spurrier fashion, he didn’t stop there.

“Of course, sometimes you can win and still be a dummy,” Spurrier cracked. “We’ve learned that recently, too.”

Now, he didn’t mention any names, but the smirk on his face was priceless.

Any chance he might have watched the ending of that LSU-Tennessee game last weekend?

Gotta love the HBC!

Meanwhile at Steve Addazio's Tuesday press conference:




What an absolute moron! You think he's going to start saying "If you sleep 4 hours fast, its just like sleeping 8 hours" and "We're really close. We've got a long way to go but we're really close!" any minute now!

And then there's this image from the game:


Notice anything wrong with our O-line play? And then there's the issue of course of our playcalling as CBS thankfully pointed out to everyone:





Not to be outdone though, there is this absolute must read in today's Forde Yard Dash absolutely ripping into Miles. The white meat:

In Satan's lair, there is a lockbox with the words "LES MILES (2)" written on it. Inside is the LSU coach's soul.

There is no other possible explanation. The Hat clearly has made a deal with Lucifer that allows him to win nearly 80 percent of his games as coach of the Tigers, capture a national title and make more money than all but a tiny fraction of working Americans. And doing it with a unique flair for coaching lunacy in pressure situations.

The latest installment, of course, was the Tennessee-LSU game (3) on Saturday in Baton Rouge. The winning drive contained this masterpiece sequence -- LSU timeout, incomplete pass, delay of game, LSU timeout -- but that ultimately was dwarfed by the 30 seconds of anarchy that ended the game.

The Dash's mind reeled while watching the Tigers simply … fail … to act … as the seconds drained away. Were they really doing this again? Would the game really end with LSU on the 1-yard line, down by four points, running a catastrophic fire drill of a final play?

Alas, no. There was a Satanic contract to uphold, and half of the Volunteers' travel squad was on the field, and so there was an untimed do-over that of course went The Hat's way. And thus LSU won 16-14, in a game that set football coaching back to somewhere in the 19th century.

And apparently the following press conference was just as bewildering as Addazio above:

And the do-over TD sent Miles to the postgame press conference as a winner for the second time after massacring clock management (see below for the other). There, with his mind still off somewhere in the Lesmosphere, he spoke before taking questions for four minutes in his usual baroque and bewildering way.

"I think this team will force out some of the fat, and get to the leaner meat," he declared at one point.